Step 1: Play at the Christmas Tree farm while it's freezing outside:
Step 2a: Wait till the kids are asleep and bring in the tree:
Step 2b: Set up the tree:
Step 3: Wait till the tree has relaxed a day to decorate...make sure there is egg nogg:
and cookies:
Step 4: Decorate:
Step 5: Fall Asleep while sitting up, from all the fun: